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Dermon

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Here are ten reasons why gay marrige should be illegal. Please read everything before responding.

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

I hope you get it.


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Posts: 2 | Posted: 3:12 PM on November 27, 2005 | IP
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hahahahaha :lol:
 


Posts: 292 | Posted: 12:44 AM on November 28, 2005 | IP
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:lol
 


Posts: 292 | Posted: 12:45 AM on November 28, 2005 | IP
K8

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DAMN IT!!!!

I've forgotten what the laughing emoticon is!!! AAAGGGHHHH!!!

(sorry, a little frustrated...no need to be alarmed )
 


Posts: 292 | Posted: 12:46 AM on November 28, 2005 | IP
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you are opposed to gay marriage and being gay because you have never really met any gays. And you discrase the American heritage by saying that we reject un-natural objects. Hell, we are one of the top producers of synthetics in the world.


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Posts: 14 | Posted: 10:34 PM on November 30, 2005 | IP
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how does being around tall people make you tall. i'm 6'1" and over half of my friends are short and not becoming any taller. i think that you are just making up arguments

have you read the constitution or have you been asleep for about 300 years. women are not property, my best friends parents are interraical and there is an increasing number of LEGAL single parents in this country. i am sorry but your entire argument is a giant load of bulls**t

(Edited by gumbo 12/1/2005 at 9:05 PM).


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Posts: 14 | Posted: 9:01 PM on December 1, 2005 | IP
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Gumbo, I think Dermon was joking.  Hence the "I hope you get it" at the end of Post.  

Anyways... LOL.  That was good.
 


Posts: 1 | Posted: 2:31 PM on January 4, 2006 | IP
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Lol I like how it started out serious and then trailed off rofl.
 


Posts: 39 | Posted: 4:04 PM on January 4, 2006 | IP
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Great points.  I like your style, very interesting and funny.


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Posts: 3 | Posted: 4:58 PM on January 7, 2006 | IP
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I love it! Very nifty.


(Edited by Aeval 12/4/2012 at 7:16 PM).
 


Posts: 8 | Posted: 11:37 AM on February 20, 2006 | IP
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My favorite part is that Gumbo got really mad about it!!! Its ok he is PRO GAY MARRIAGE!!! Lol... Not enless I am the one who doesnt get it... Anyways this isnt the first time have seen this but it is just as funny and terrifically witty!


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Posts: 20 | Posted: 6:56 PM on March 1, 2006 | IP
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Dermon you have discrased the Human Race as a total for your ignorance. You have also disgraced Americans, for in truthyour facts are based on stupidity, amd if this is a joke it's all the worse


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Religon=Opium of the Masses, except for Buddhism, thats about inner peace.

F.Y.I. to the Catholics/Christians...JESUS SAID LOVE ALL EQUALLY, HE NEVER SAID GAY PEOPLE ARE THE EXCEPTION!!!

IN AMERICA RELIGON IS NOT A GOOD REASON FOR ANY LAW!!! Period.

The idea of marriage was made in a time where being gay would be a good reason to torture you to death.

Before you say it im straight, but believe it or not im also, God forbid, tolerant.

If being gay is a choice then you accept being straight is too.

If God existed and couldn't accept gay people because he doesn't like them (guess where sins come from!) then he's imposing HIS beliefs on YOU!

If you aren't religous you can still be moral.

Where in the Bible does it say being gay is wrong, cuz if it wasnt in the first draft whats the big deal. Yes the Bible HAS been revised.

Race-does not matter
Religon-does not matter
Sex-does not matter
Sexuality-shouldn't have to matter, cuz it's not like whites don't befriend blacks , Christians don't befriend aetheists, and Men dont befriend Women, so...why make being straight or gay matter? Wanna know what does matter? We're alive. Shouldn't that be more than enough?
 


Posts: 12 | Posted: 02:25 AM on July 17, 2006 | IP
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Wake up folks!! It was a freeking joke! It managed to poke holes in most of the common bitches about us Gay folk. You have to read carefully when reading anything on this site. I really enjoy the laughs, and get frustrated with the rest of the folk and their warped thinking.


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Posts: 15 | Posted: 4:55 PM on March 23, 2007 | IP
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LOLLL This is too FUNNY!!!!

Hi, I'm AntDogg, and I'm new here. I've seen this before, a friend emailed it to me and I thought it was about the funniest thing in the world.

Did some of the people here really find that serious?


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